The tales of an intrepid recent graduate and his two mentors who sit atop his shoulders giving him advice.

19th August 2008

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Ok guys I hate babies.  I do.  All that shit. And its runny shit too, since they don’t really eat much solid food, somehow that translates to liquid shit.  I don’t understand why, really, because on a particularly desperate day this summer i subsisted solely on protein shakes and my shit certainly wasn’t runny. Babies need more protein I guess.  Too much fiber. Anyways, I went to Dave and Busters with David Daise for a work-related function.  Dave and Busters is basically Chucky Cheeses, but for adults, who like to drink while they play Whack The Mole. David Daise and I were carousing about, and we stumble across the Gene Machine: See how your baby would look!

Ok guys I hate babies.  I do.  All that shit. And its runny shit too, since they don’t really eat much solid food, somehow that translates to liquid shit.  I don’t understand why, really, because on a particularly desperate day this summer i subsisted solely on protein shakes and my shit certainly wasn’t runny. Babies need more protein I guess.  Too much fiber.

Anyways, I went to Dave and Busters with David Daise for a work-related function.  Dave and Busters is basically Chucky Cheeses, but for adults, who like to drink while they play Whack The Mole. David Daise and I were carousing about, and we stumble across the Gene Machine: See how your baby would look!