Me: Hi mom.
Mom: hi Musa.
Me: How are you?
Mom: Good, Ampty Re-Re is crazy.
Me: Re-Re? Who the hell is that?
Mom: Riyah!
Me: Oh, well I didn’t know her nickname was Re-Re, it sounds like a rapper. Can I ask you something though mom?
Mom: Yeah
Me: I have lived in the US for like, 7 years now, why is it only in the past year that you fail to check what time it is before you call me?
Mom: What do you mean?
Me: Well, what time is it there?
Mom: 10:30 in the morning.
Me: Well, subtract 7 hours, what time does that make it here?
Mom: …. 3:30 in the morning. Oh no! Did I wake you up?
Me: Yes mom. Yes you did.
Mom: You know me, Musa, Im old, Im going senile.
Me: … you’re 47 years old.
